USE PAYPAL TO PAY OVER THE INTERNET WITH A CREDIT CARD.

(PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS WILL COST AN ADDITIONAL $1.50)

  • Figure out what you want and how much it will cost. (You can print this page out for easy reference.) THEN ADD $1.50 TO YOUR FINAL TOTAL. (PayPal charges and additional fee to process credit cards. If you don't want to pay the fee, click here to find out how to pay through a checking account, or here for good ol' fashioned mail order.)
  • See the chart on the MERCH page for available sizes.
  • The SCREAMING GUY shirts are $12.00, the EYES shirts are $15.00, and the REVERSE EYES (XL only) are $10.00. Don't forget to choose a color for either kind of "eyes" shirts (NAVY or BLACK)
  • SHIPPING & HANDLING:
     

     US:

     CANADA:

    EUROPE:

     AUSTRALIA/JAPAN:

     SOUTH AMERICA:

     SHIPPED VIA:

     1ST Class/Priority

    Air Letter Post

    Air Mail

     Air Mail

     Air Mail

     SHIPPING TIME:

     3-5 Days

    7-10 Days

    6-10 Days

    5-10 Days

     7-10 Days

     1 SHIRT:

     $3.00

     $4.00

     $9.50

     $9.50

     $9.50

     2 SHIRTS:

     $8.00

     $7.00

     $12.50

     $12.50

     $12.50

  • If you want to order more than two shirts or live outside the areas listed above, write us at the address below or <verbalassault_mail@yahoo.com> for shipping info.

USING PAYPAL

1. Go to the PayPal website (http://www.paypal.com), and follow the instructions to sign up as a member. It's easy, secure, free, and actually pretty convenient.

2. After that's squared away, go to the "add credit card" page of the "Activate Account" section on the PayPal website. After you give them your info, they can immediately verify the credit card for you to use.

3. Click on the "Send Money" tab. Enter this e-mail address: verbalassault_mail@yahoo.com

4. Enter the amount of money you're going to send. (Don't forget the additional $1.50!)

5. Select "Goods-non-auction" from the pop-up menu.

6. In the subject field, write "VA merch order", or something like that.

7. In the "Notes" field, write down your name, the details of your order, and where you want it sent.

8. You should then get a page that lets you pay with your credit card. Follow the rest of the directions, and that's it.

We'll let you know as soon as we get your order, and when the stuff is on the way. As always, feel free to write us with any questions.

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